I am not dead
Tuesday, June 8, 2010 at 7:53AM That is right folks, I am in fact, not dead. I know some of you have been waiting for a post on baited breath....some of you it is just bad breath. So, I just thought I would let you know that, eventually, I will be posting regularly again.
Now, I could lie to you and come up with some excuse why I am not posting....the truth is I am lazy.
Well, that is not the whole truth. I have been working a lot lately and trying to only post from home....ahem.
Also, gf moved in with me. It is only temporary, but, it was a lot of stuff to take care of.
We had a long weekend and took a minication...which was awesome. And....I made history. Of course, none of you can know why because I am too fucking secretive. Just let it be known that, yes, I am a big deal.
I would normally bring you a scathing taken Tuesday today....alas, I haven't even chose one. As always, if you are up for being post raped by me, let me know and I will jack your shit. It's cool though, I totally give you credit.
Well, that is all for now. Thanks for stopping by, I promise to be a better friend....muahahahah.
Taken tuesday, fuck off, not dead, stuff
Reader Comments (13)
You just came back to insult us. Typical.
well, thank SATAN.
i was really starting to worry he'd sequestered you to do his bidding full-time.
Sarah P.....duh.
Steff....I do mostly freelance.
Well this is good news because now I can get my retainer back from the Cadaver dog handler.
Amethyst....you scare me.
Hey Dickie...tear yo ass over to my site as you are the featured subject today. Don't get all "I'm a big deal" about it.
http://iamadick.squarespace.com/journal/2010/6/8/i-am-not-dead.html
You can even steal the post to fill in the blank space on your site...ha ha ha ha
You rescued for wildlife, didn't you? Don't subject them to the vaseline this time, k?
Well, aren't you full of hit and run bloggy fucking goodness. I feel blessed and shit.
Or breath that smells like bait.
Because I have fantastic timing, I gave you subject matter for a post at my blog...feel free to tell me to go fuck off or not!
Typical Dick excuses, excuses. Had too much too drink. I have an itch. Its red. Oh okay maybe not that one. I hear yah, I posted and linked you up for added insult. Ha I almost typed "inslut"
What the fuck, you crack me up, your master moved in with you and its temporary? what the fuck. It goes like this dick, dick and master sitting on a tree, kissing <---- sing it! First comes love then comes marriage. etc. That is how it goes, not First comes love then she will temporarily move in and move hopefully move out soon?
What the hell.
I fucking hate people who have too much sex to do anything else and then have to brag about it.
Big deal.
Ok. You are a big deal. So... you don't happen to be Dutch, are you? Ok. I guess you are not because you probably cannot post from the joint... Did you win in the primary last night?!